Attention all semen enthusiasts!
We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.
It’s the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
buy me this
TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
Well, I sure do.
There’s no non-racist way to talk about this new “knock-out” fad these upper New England kids are going through. They wonder why they are judged this way each day but they do it to themselves. One man was interviewed and stated “… theres no specific target, it could be anyone”. What is that supposed to mean? Is that like a threat?! I’m beginning to think they are doing it to try and scare white people. Its not working.
ps: I would love to see someone try to come at me like that.
i made a sweater to wear for thanksgiving
A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.
how the fuck does Tylenol know where the pain is and how to stop it like why doesn’t it occasionally fuck up and just numb ur whole leg like wtf
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
best part of the entire movie
a dog is only $2?
Things were different back in the early two thousands….
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